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VOL 1088 - Feb 22, 2012 - Strange But Strategic Letters Of Recommendation Phrases
VOL 1088 - Feb 22, 2012 - Strange But Strategic Letters Of Recommendation Phrases Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------------------------- A Tribute Our Strange Office Pals! ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? 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Absolute power is kind of neat."- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. - David Letterman "Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders." - Bob Inglis, 1995 ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - Letters of Recommendation Phrases Letters Of Recommendation Phrases Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? - Here are a few suggested phrases: For the chronically absent: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed her career was just taking off." For the office drunk: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do." "Every hour with him was a happy hour." For an employee with no ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." "You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you." For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled: "I can assure you that no person would be better for the job." For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate: "I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment." "All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly." For a stupid employee: "There is nothing you can teach a man like him." "I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever." For a dishonest employee: "Her true ability was deceiving." 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